watch Yuri Foreman vs Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online

Ok. Here's the problem. I'm supposed to instill in you folks out there in net browser land, an irresistible desire to watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online at watchboxing.net, and I'm given 500 words with which to do it.
Fair enough, I hear you say. Where's the problem?
I'm getting to it. The problem is that 500 words are, simultaneously, too many and too few. I mean, once I have suggested to you that you, as a knowledgeable fan of boxing, ought to watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online, I've probably told you everything you need to know. Dressing up the suggestion with 490 more words isn't going to change anything for you. As far as you are concerned, those words are padding and probably quite annoying. I mean it's all there. Watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online; the what, the who, the how, and the where, present and accounted for. The why is, of course, entirely your business and I don't blame you one little bit if you resent my asking.
But, all of this presupposes your knowledge.
As my paymasters are at great pains to point out, not everybody who happens on this entreaty to watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online at watchboxing.net, can be presumed to be a knowledgeable fan of boxing.
For them, the bald request, shorn of all pin curls and jerried waves, [Ok, I'll stop. That just sort of slipped out. Forgive me], may not be enough. They, the uninformed, might benefit from knowing more about the who, what, etc. They, again, the uninformed, would probably appreciate some flesh on the bare suggestion that they watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online. Their decision to watch the match may well hinge on knowing that Yuri Foreman is from Israel, and Miguel Cotto is from Puerto Rico. Their viewing decisions may be made on the strength of the knowledge that Yuri is the current WBA super welterweight Champion, and that he stands 5'11" in height. Oh Hades, they'd probably want WBA spelled [World Boxing Association, okay?] out for them. They might be considering alternative venues for leisure activities. A simple, albeit chock-fulla-data, request to watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online, might not ring any bells for them. And my paymasters insist that I ring as many bells for as many people as I can.
This is where the 500 words not being enough comes in.
What to leave in, what to take out, to borrow from Mr. Bob Seeger, that becomes the question.
I mean, it is one thing if I could just list all the facts of both fighter's lives, and let the browser sort it out. But I cannot do that. I have only 500, check that, 490 words with which to weave a narrative that encapsulates the hopes, aspirations and attributes of two professional boxers.
Nuts. I've run out of space. Just enough left to ask that when you watch Yuri Foreman vs. Miguel Cotto HBO Boxing Match Online at watchboxing.net, be sure to register and get access to upcoming Boxing Fights Online.
Oh Mercy me, where do the words go?

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